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Title: Your Talk Is Cheap
Rating: like M or something
Words: 762
Pairing: Artie/Sebastian
Summary: Artbastian (or is it Sebartie technically idk) dirty talk in the parking garage before “Bad.” For reasons. 3x11
Author’s Note: this is pure crack but it just needed to be done alright. written in like 20 minutes lol
No. Cheerios as Team Rocket. That’s what I was missing. Santana and Brittany could be Jesse and James. Lord Tubbington is Meowth.
Lord Tubbington is Mewoth THIS IS PERFECT. Santana is already Jesse and Brittany is already James and omg
lol is it you who gave me the first message?
look at all this UST just look at it
(Source: sarfaticriss, via cheriepjr)
omg yes.
Kurt is Ash, Blaine is Misty, Artie is Brock (that puts my ot3 together) (also picturing Blaine in a yellow cropped top, booty shorts, and suspenders)
Emma works and Kurt could have like a zapdos or a torchic or a spearow or something and have it nicknamed Pavarotti. Sue is a perfect Giovanni or she could just be all of Team Rocket, and Schue as prof oak too
thank you. it looks like I have a second pokemon ‘verse to write lol
am now tempted to draw Kurtbastian fanart in which Kurt = Sheik and Sebastian = Link
Title: Tights Are A Necessary Part of Saving the World
Author: intergalacticafro
Pairing: Kurt/Sebastian, first meeting
Rating: A solid K.
Word Count: ~1,000 words
Summary: In which Kurt is a hero and Sebastian is the requisite sexy barmaid…man.
Author’s Note: Second contribution for day three of Kurtbastian week! I do love me some videogames, lolol. This is loosely based off of Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, but can be read without any detailed knowledge of the game. This is much cuter than the Bioshock piece I posted earlier, so please forgive me, lol. This is what Sebastian is wearing, while Kurt is decked out in full Link attire, green hat and all lol. If you’ve never heard of Zelda before, a picture can be found of the outfit here.
Warnings: Lots of flirting, distressed, shopping-deprived Kurt. Also, Link from the games is mute, so I’ve decided to incorporate that into the story as well. Kurt would have been tearing Sebas a new asshole if I had let him talk anyway lolol.
The backwoods of Ordona is not the best place to nurture a burgeoning sense of fashion.
Link from the games is mute
omg can you please write more of this this is perfect
god bless your soul anon I hope you live forever and prosper
OMFG NO
WHERE
GIVE IT TO ME
I AM MKAIGFN THE MSOT OBONMSUCSDINZIE OSIADL S IFJOSDMKSDLFFSD
Wow! HOT a what
u ok
(via when-we-grab-you-by-the-ankles)
gastly-haunter-gengar reblogged your photo: Kurtbastian Week: Day 3 “I’d better split before I…
I was waiting for someone to do pokemon!Kurtbastian YES#i was going to write a pokemon!kurtbastian fic too but the idea never came
YOU DON’T JUST.
NO.
BECAUSE THINK OF ALL THE ANGRY SEXYTIMES.
AND KURT WORKING UP A SWEAT FROM SO MANY BATTLES. SO THEN HE DECIDES TO TAKE A DIP IN A NEARBY RIVER THEN ALONG COMES SEBASTIAN ON HIS OWN POKEMON JOURNEY/QUEST AND BAM!!
though the fact that they’re suppose to be, like, 10 is clearly something to be overlooked, omg.
hah
LOL I just saw this now
obvs if I did it they’d be not 10 years old, because god no pedophilia no :| lol they’d be 16, 17, 18
I’m writing a Klaine/Faberry pokemon crossover that I update once every blue moon and I magically made them way older in that one too, just because
but ash!Kurt and gary!Sebastian is in a word document right now and it WILL becoming a thing sometime in the future. just not for Kurtbastian week
also I will think about that ~river bathing thing yes good
