
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
(Source: hans--moleman, via themaidoflight)
Disappears into cave full of fanfiction and ice cream for the rest of the summer and will only emerge when vague spoilers of Kurt’s future start to surface at the end of the summer.
(via gugushk)

The more you tilt the controller, the further you moveGaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
(via foreveran27)
sometimes i forget that not everyone likes cats
like i just sort of assume its a given and everybody thinks cats are awesome and then i hear someone talking about how much they hate cats and it comes as such a shock and i immediately and involuntary take it as a personal insult i mean how can you hate cats
(via cheriepjr)
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.
(Source: unpublishedwriting, via holyschmidttt)